. #jjsholidaystory Winners Song: Christmas Time in Hell - South Park - First, I just want to thank everyone who participated. Whether or not you won, you all did great and really made this hard to decide. That being said, there are three of you who will be winning money for writing holiday shit, so here you are. - First place: @TheStrangeSaviour Second place: @Worthy.Thor Third place: @Talkative.Merc - You all were great, but out of them these three were my personal favorites. But don’t feel bad, because you will have another chance at the belt soon. Keep following for updates on that soon. Thanks for participating, if you won please dm me so we can talk about how you’ll be getting your winnings, and as always I’ll see you all next time.
. JJ Rants : Talking Shit - Warning: what you’re about to read is highly opinionated. If you don’t agree, then don’t. - If you don’t post yourself online, then you don’t get the freedom to insult someone who does. If you want to talk smack about someone’s appearance, than you better make it a fair fight or else you’re just a punk with no force behind your punches. Recently, a guy best known as @supahero.staticshock has been caught red handed making fun of @a.voidinme because she didn’t reply to his DMs. He was a very witty opponent and went straight to insulting her weight and name calling. This isn’t the first time he’s done something like this either, quick to call people ugly or shun them for basic shit like not opening messages or replying. Apparently the guy likes to go around asking for nudies too, but there’s no proof of that I have so I won’t dwell on that. - The simple truth is that people who show themselves online are one of two things 1. Stupid 2. Confident If they’re confident enough to show themselves, to put a face to the writing, then respect that. If you want to insult them, then you better be as confident or else your insults really mean jack shit. I’m not saying people who post their actual likeness online are Gods who cannot be touched. I know I’m not a pretty face, but if you wanna talk about my big forehead, you better let me see that big fuckin nose you got. That’s all I have to say. Oh and go suck a fat one, @supahero.staticshock
. #JJsHolidayStory - It’s the holiday season, and so to give thanks for an amazing 2018, here’s a chance to win some shit. From TODAY until JANUARY 1st Write a story that is themed in any holiday of this season. It can be however long or short you want, but try to make it good. - 1st place - $25 or below gift (AMAZON) 2nd place - $15 or below gift (AMAZON) 3rd place - $5 or below gift (AMAZON) - NOTE: 1. one submission per person 2. If we do not have more than 7 submissions, 1st place will be the only one to receive a gift 3. If it’s multiple posts, it must follow one story throughout and you must tag me and use the # in all. 4. If someone uses your character, you can still write using the same. 5. Must be written originally for this, or at least written now. Cannot be an old post. - Tag me and use the # #JJsHolidayStory - Good luck, assholes
. Love you too, @sanctum.roleplay The Chief has been freed
. Content Chief Episode 12: UPDATE - In my previous episode I made the claim: Sarah/José lied to his friends about being a guy. That they were unaware. However, that is not the case. There is about an hours worth of this call. This is just an excerpt of it. José admits that his friends “knew from the start” Sarah here admits that her friends, who I won’t be @ing because they know who they are and those who know them know as well, were in on it. When I had asked his friends before they would either deny knowing or suggested it was all a lie. When he was being lied to and manipulated, they in part decided silence was the best answer. And that is apart of the problem. - Edit: some did not know from the start, some only knew days up until the confession to Sam. - Speak up. Don’t feel as though a friendship being maintained is more important than helping someone out of a situation as dark and scummy as this. That’s all for this episode. I hope not to have anything else to say
. Content Chief Episode 12 : NO WAY, JOSÉ: Catfish in Hot Water : Hola, mis amigos, soy hypocrite. Sorry if that doesn’t translate right, I don’t know much moonspeak. Anyway, welcome back to the show where we look at people who play pretend super hero, where today’s topic is about someone who couldn’t help but pretend a bit more than they should have. @betsybraddock , a big name account I’m sure most of you have seen at least once in the comments of a post, saying something on the lines of “yes queen” or one of many basic emojis. What you might not have known was she wasn’t much of a “she”. If you didn’t know that, don’t worry; neither did his boyfriend. Let’s dive in. Get it, because catfish. : THE CRIME : [SLIDE 1] Sarah, the name the guy used, is a member of a bunch of other girls ‘n guys who RolePlay here. Funny enough, she wasn’t even the first to go and do this; @medusalith.amaquelin had catfished a bunch of dudes in the past, to the point a small army began a ruckus near the start of the year. However, there the catfishing was on appearance alone, Sarah put on her big boy (or girl) pants and really set the bar for her friends as to who could be the biggest piece of human trash. Sarah was recently in a relationship with Sam, @kurt.wagner . He’s a good guy, treated her right, and spent just about $50 on her. They would talk about making a family, love, and the usual cutsy shit. They had even began to send nudies. It was a normal relationship, except as we know now, it really couldn’t be true that any of what happened was genuine. - [ continued below
. Content Chief Episode 11 - TOPIC: Age Wars - Good morrow, tis your favorable hypocrite, coming back online from the depths of Tartarus to bring you a brand, spankin’ new episode of Content Chief, the show where we talk about wacky stories and the points don’t matter. So, I’ve been gone for a while, so why come back? What broke the camels back? Well, let’s dig into the story of @felicia.hardey , which by the way, yes the account name has changed on this post and will change with every sparstic username change. : I <3 THANOS : The story starts with the account @miss_silver_surfer . Ashley is in her mid-thirties, has been on instagram for a bit less than a month, and has two posts; one post is of her enjoying a game of Marvel Future Fight [Slide 1] and another of a small story she wrote about Thanos [Slide 2], the purple nugget from DC’s Avengers Infinity Stones. She tagged a handful of Thanos accounts on that post and dmed a few, saying she loved Thanos and tried to hit on these accounts. Let’s cover a few things; 1. She isn’t from this community. She doesn’t understand the concept of ships or that these accounts are usually underage. 2. Of these accounts, a handful admitted to playing along for a bit before leaving, some saying they never told her to leave them alone because it wasn’t really an issue, and when it did they just blocked her. 3. She’s clearly just trying to have some fun, understanding only so much about the IGRP community. So, what went wrong?
. JJ Rants : The IGRP Twitter Migration - Warning: what you’re about to read is highly opinionated. If you don’t agree, then don’t. This isn’t like a Content Chief where id go out and condemn what I talk about, this is just me talking about a subject and why I think the way I do. Enjoy, you fucks. - Hey what’s up, boys, it’s your favorite hypocrite here, coming to talk to you guys about our new home away from home, Twitter. People have often joked about going to/back to Twitter rp, a community before IGRP that’s remained alive somehow just barely. Now, however, it’s becoming more and more serious as people are making accounts, some going as far as to say they left entirely from igrp to Twitter. That’s fucking stupid. Let me explain why. But first, here’s the pros of doing so; If you’re in igrp to just talk in character with people and *rp like this*, Twitter is the place to go. What’s that? You like rp for everything else? Nah son, Twitter doesn’t play like that. Twitter comes with a 280 character cap off, meaning you can only type with 280 characters for tweets and any public interaction. “But Content Chief, just go in the dms!” Sure you could always do that, but for the 75% of you who don’t usually like to do that, you will be forced to. Or else you’ll be cutting your messages off right down the- (1/2) middle. (2/2) Also, editing and all of that is taken away. You can always make them, but unlike grabbing the attention of people passing by, they won’t usually see your effort unless they go out to look for it. Finally, the community of twitter is fuckin dead. You can argue there are people there, that it’ll get bigger again, but it won’t. It seriously won’t. This is coming from a guy who used to rp on Twitter back when it wasn’t mainstream because I’m hip and with it. It’s only gotten worse. Instagram also has a very useful system in suggesting other rp accounts, making it much easier to meet others. Twitter rp is a place to just fuck around, but if you’re looking for a place to showcase work and meet new people, instagram’s much better. Thanks for reading, if you don’t agree with me, don’t agree, I don’t think my word is law, but feel free to comment below Bye
. JJ Rants : Batcest - Warning: what you’re about to read is highly opinionated. If you don’t agree, then don’t. This isn’t like a Content Chief where id go out and condemn what I talk about, this is just me talking about a subject and why I think the way I do. Enjoy, you fucks. - Hey guys, welcome to JJ Rants the show where I talk about really stupid shit. I’d always be asked to talk about certain subjects and things I didn’t think deserved a Content Chief because either they were not hurting anyone or weren’t educational, but after a while I’ve decided to branch off into rants, so if this works I’ll make more and if not, whatever, it was a side project. It’s like a pilot episode. Today we’re talking about “BatCest” BatCest- Shipping any member of the batfamily (Batman & friends) except those made canon. Especially those between the male robins. People like to ship, or pair, their favorite characters together. Now, that’s fine and dandy, but there’s a bit of a road bump when it’s between the robins. Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake and Damian Wayne; robins who worked with Batman in the comics. All of them had looked to Bruce as a father figure, and Bruce (Batman) looked down to them like his children. They’re brothers, not by blood but brothers none the less. So, when you have pictures of them kissing, it’s gross considering the context. They love eachother, yes, but love like you’d have for a brother or sister. Unless you’re from the south, in which case more like you love a cousin...wait no...shit. Point is: they’re family, and it’s borderline incest when you pair them together. It’s like pairing Phineas and Ferb. They aren’t brothers by blood so it should be ok, right? I mean, yeah it’s pretty hot but like come on. I don’t like it. That’s it. Bye
. CONTENT CHIEF: Mini - Penis and Butt-Stuff The Ballad of @providingsparks and @violethjll (WARNING: READ before clicking on EITHER of them) - Hello, ladies and gentlemen probably within the age range or 7-8, welcome to the first Content Chief Mini, the place where you get your juicy content with stories not really all that enough to warrant a whole episode. Today’s dish of the day goes out to two lovely, gay and proud boys named @providingsparks and @violethjll , two gents who are gay and aren’t afraid to show it, so brave they’ll make sure you know without a single fucking warning. Let’s dive in. - THE CRIME - These two boys have been up to no good. On @violethjll ‘s Page, you’ll fine he’s been posting a healthy dose of graphic, in your face, Gay porn. Check for yourself, but be warned, it’s graphic and NSFW. See what I did there, kids? I gave a warning as to not gross you out or put you in an awkward position. Some might say I’m onto something. Now, upon noticing this, people weren’t all that happy, one in particular being @content.snitch . He decided to ask them what the fuck they were doing and why. Silly boy. He was instead given more graphic, nude, gay porn in the dms, flooded (and I mean flooded) with it. I feel kind of let down seeing as upon my dming them, I only got one :( - [ continued below
. One Year of Content Chief - It’s been officially one year of Content Chief. @igrp.content.sheriff started in October of the same year but was shut down in January, kickstarting a rebirth in the form of this shitty account. Now, it’s a year old, and in eyes of Jared from Subway, fair game. A lot has changed in this year, met a lot of people and I’ve even been given the name “JJ” that most of you know me from. I hope this upcoming year is like the last one, more innovation and more changes until we finally get the formula right. Thanks for sticking around this long. I appreciate all of you (Except you. You know who you are) Thanks and I’ll see you soon with Episode 11: The IGRP Initiative
. Content Chief Episode 9 - TOPIC: Smut & Love - What's poppin, fellas, hypocrite here. Smut makes the world go round. No matter where you go, there's always that one comment on a post; the one comment that can determine a relationship from that day forward. "DM?" However, what happens when it goes bad? Let's find out in today radical episode. : WHAT IS SMUT? : Stop reading. : SMUT VS ROMANCE : Romance is when a man or a woman feel attracted to someone else in this community because of how hey act, talk, or maybe even look. Smut is some dude finna smash some fake ass. For the uneducated, smut is when one, two people (or even more) write an rp centered on sex. Descriptive, or in most cases very underwhelming. While one is actually /real/ and the other is just words giving little Tommy a hardon, smut can and has created real issues in relationships between people. - [ continued below
. Content Chief VLOG #1 Happy 4th - Trying something new that I've wanted to do for a while now. All recorded and edited on my IPhone 6. Wildwood, NJ Song: Willy Wonka - Pure Imagination (Trap Remix)
. Content Chief Episode 7 - TOPIC: Heisenburger and Lego Jerome - Hey, what's up guys, it's the hypocrite who knocks. It seems that with every post I make, the gravity of what I'm talking about gets heavier and heavier. Anyone else remember when I made posts about the other @igrp fellas? Now I'm talking about online harassment and money being stolen. Today, we're covering what two guys and a lot of insecurities can do with someone's address online. : MEET THE CROOKS : 1. @MadGingerJester - Used to role play as a lego character named "Jake Troy" (check is tagged photos) - Pretty much mugged @arachnid.photographer out of @the.flash - Threatens people with their IP/actual addresses. 2. @TheHeisenberg_1 - Partner in crime - Claims to be the one responsible for tracking. : TRACK RECORD : These two were brought to my attention when @arachnid.photographer went public of how these two stole @the.flash from him. @Madgingerjester claimed to have done all of this for the sake of "justice". To understand what I mean, check my recent episode for that whole situation. In the end, he decided to keep the username. There was much more to these two than I knew. - [ continued below
. Content Chief Episode 6 - TOPIC: The Username Scandal - Hey, what's up guys, your friendly neighborhood hypocrite here, swingin 'atcha with some with some really illegal shit. If you hadn't been watching my story lately, pretty much I've been stoking myself for this big 'ol post that in retrospect probably won't be as good as I make it out to be, but who comes to this account looking for good content, you're here for some dirt. Oh, I've got dirty. $90s worth. : THE PERFECT CRIME : Let's set the scene. So, the owner of @green.arrow is selling his username. Isn't that cool. Logan ( @ring.slinger ) would like to get the username but can't on his own. Enter the suspect of our crime, Tim ( @spiderquips ). Spidey here says that if Logan gives him 300₺ ( $90 USD) he'd buy the username and give it to him. What a nice guy, right? Logan never got that username. Turns out, @spiderquips lost the money to the guy selling it. Logan decides that "hey, that's not cool, but I want my money back.". Spidey actually didn't use Logan's money for the username so it should all be good, right? Nope, all of it was spent on headphones. However, he said to make it up to him, he'd get him @the.flash. Spidey did get it, but liked the username so much that he decided to keep it for himself. So, now comes Scott ( @super.man ) and he'd like to buy @green.arrow off the same guy too and actually gets it. @spiderquips , a good friend of his, offered @the.flash for it but actually kept both, scamming Scott. On the @green.arrow bio was "written by Logan" because Tim wanted to play it off like Logan had taken back the username, but when Logan proved otherwise Tim went to kik, telling Scott "You deserved this." - Continued below
. Content Chief Episode 5 - TOPIC: Expose - Whoa that's a hot video. Hey there, it's your favorite hypocritical video producer. Jeez that took a minute to make. You ready for some shit? : BIGGEST EXPOSE EVER : I've been telling everyone that this post will be the biggest expose ever. What's that mean? Most considered it to mean I'll be exposing a large amount of people, and so I went along with it. People were excited when I said I'd be exposing all these people they didn't like and people they thought were annoying, but they forgot one thing; I'm a dick. Yep, none of that is happening. It was a bit more of a experiment, but thank you for participating. Everyone was so excited for this, and most hadn't much a clue about the truth in what I was saying, or even what I'd be talking about? Cool shit, right? Well, it kinda proved a point I'll be making with this post; If you add the word "expose" to something, people will get excited, no matter the content. Since this concerns content and "content" is in the name, I thought I'd investigate. : EXPOSING THE EXPOSERS : "Contand Chef, you cannut expause expausere, you are won!" You're starting to see why I've called myself a hypocrite at the start of every post now, huh? Being that I've been in the business for so long, I've kinda been able to determine two things for certain; 1. When you expose someone, you cannot do it just because you're pissed at them. Strong bias = bad content. 2. When you expose something, it's gotta be worth the effort. Nowadays, there's a lot of new @igrp accounts running around. Most if not all of the old names have gone, but I'm like the Old Man Logan of this story. Now I see all these new kids and see that, hey, they haven't a fuckin' clue what they're doing. Let this post be just as educational to you lot as it will be for you fellas. - Continued below
. Content Chief Episode 4 - TOPIC: @angel_reddo - It's morphin' time! Hypocrite-power! Hey what's up, fellas, it's ya boi, dead joke, coming back from the grave with a little exposé for you all. That's right, I actually have a fucking point for once, fellas. It involves porn, Super Sentai, and some broken English. Enough talk, let's dive into this. : THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE CREEP : @Angel_Reddo is an account for a character from the show "Super Sentai", some chink shit. Actually, you might know it as Power Rangers. Power Rangers was a bunch of Americans taking clips from the show and adding some Saved By the Bell fucks into it. Worked so well that they're running the idea into the ground 20+ years strong. That's not really important though, we're talking about this guy. Basically, this guy's been around for a couple months and has stirred up some conversation in that little Sentai rp community. One of the biggest complaints is that he's been posting porn on his account. Aw hell yeah, nothing turns me on more like Yellow Ranger tits. What's that? Pink ranger camel toe? Sign me up, my man. He also likes to post about shit that nobody wants to hear about as if he's fucking exposing some big plot. Recently, he asked some chick if she liked another account and she was like "Lol no?" GOTTEM. Wow you do my job better than I do! He also is infamous for just annoying everyone in that fandom. He just wants to get his dick wet, guys, cut some slack. Sadly, people aren't too fond of him. They've been posting about his shenanigans for a while now, and it doesn't seem to be slowing down anytime soon. - Continued below
. Content Chief Episode 3 - TOPIC: Where are They Now? / The IGRP Fad - Hey there guys, it's ya boi, hypocrite, comin' 'atcha through the power of the internet. Today, we're talking about all those guys you didn't like and the few you have chosen as acceptable. What a bunch of fags. "Igrp" accounts are so fuckin stupid dude. If I was on, I'd kill myself on the spot. Enough banter, let's get right into it. : @IGRP.________________ : You've seen them, I've seen them, everyone's seen them. They were popping out of every crack in the earth a couple of months ago. Pewdiepie, Idubbbz, fuckin @igrp.trump for fucks sake. Everyone who had access to a phone had made one at this point. There content mostly consisted of shitposts upon shitposts. All of them had similar posts; usually about "advanced rp" and smut. Real problems? Not really, but each would bring some kind of original material in their reiteration. I mean most were still shit, but shit with some colorful sprinkles on top. However, as of recently, if you looked up "igrp" on search, you'll found 10+ inactive accounts. What happened? - Continued below
. Content Chief Episode 2 - TOPIC: Xtreme RP - Howdy, folks, hypocrite here. It's been a good while since this nigga put out some content, and I'm coming back to the "Xtreme". Hahaha kill me. : WHY? LIKE, SERIOUSLY? : Similarly to Paramount, I'll be explaining why I felt the urge to discuss this. Especially now, seeing that Xtreme is no more a rp group than the Nazi party (unless one exists, in which case I've got the perfect b-u-t-t man for you guys). Xtreme has been around longer than any of the others out now, and because of that the name is pretty well known around town. However, for what it is known for is what I want to discuss. Back in the day, being in a role play group was more a social status than it is group-driven. If you got in and had "Xtreme" in your name, you were the fuckin shit, dude. I remember starting up my first account and getting on my knees to suck whoever's cock I had to in able to get even considered a spot. Now? You're lucky that anybody knows what the group was. It's been on it's ass for a while, and this has been the case for a while. Nobody talks about it though. Well, I wanna talk about it. : NO STANDARDS : Remember how I was ready to become a cock sucker to get into the group? Had I known I would've just had to wait a couple years for Xtreme to just let anyone in, I might've been able to keep my throat virginity. The group will allow pretty much anybody today or pretty much any skill, which isn't just a bad way to run a group, but really pisses me off. Of course they expect you to be able to spell your name and have some form of brain activity, but the same kind of people who'd get anally penetrated by a deny during olden times, would get in today without much of a fuck to give. I will not be ok until someone has to suck someone else's dick. Preferably mine. - [ continued below
. Content Chief Episode 1 - TOPIC: Politics - People of America, the Content Chief of the United States of America, the hypocrite. How's it goin, boys and girls (and various other genders that tumblr scraped up off the rim of it's toilet), it's been a crazy day. Trump's president, lots of violence, temper tantrums, and all of that drama you'd imagine something like this would cause. I mean, common, the guy who helped the little crackhead in Home Alone 2 is president, it's kinda strange. The thing I just fuckin love so much about politics is that whatever issue or drama that starts in there will always find a way to seep into this community. I mean, who's president of the United States is a big deal, but it really doesn't have to do with your parts 1-3 of Harley Quinn smut, so why post about it? Recently, like when Donny was elected, people came to terms with reality and kept calm. Lol jk, they went to their phones and cried out for help. - [ Continued Below
. RIP Content Sheriff - First I wrote the farewell for the content cop, and now I'm writing one for myself. Yay. Let's just do a quick round of Q's and A's before I get asked any of these again and again; Q. Were you dropped on your head at birth? A. Yes that is true. Q. Why are you on a completely new fucking account? A. Long story short, it turns out not knowing the email your account is verified with can fuck you in the ass in the long run. So, I can't access the old account. Rip Q. Why not just stay dead? A. Because I don't want to (rn) - So, new account, anything new? Yes, a lot. What I plan to do with this account is right the wrongs I made with the old account with a new name and fresh slate. I'll come back with a real post soon, but enjoy this little clip for now. Welcome back to the rice fields.