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What's the moral of the story??? Don't fall asleep before your 2 year old! Thanks Scarlett quiet the work of art 😬 . . . . . #toddlersofinstagram #toddlersgonewild #littledavinci #toddlerart #toddlerlife #toddlerswag #dontfallasleep

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jhefl67. Let the vacation begin. #citywhale #comericapark #dontfallasleep

Let the vacation begin. #citywhale #comericapark #dontfallasleep

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venuscomplete. Don't sleep on our new #FreddyKrueger greeting card! The front feature

Don't sleep on our new #FreddyKrueger greeting card! The front features our Freddy Creepie in his fiery glory, with an inside that will tear you apart. Visit our Etsy store to see this and more! ⠀ ⠀ #freddy #freddykrueger #freddyvsjason #wescraven #robertenglund #anightmareonelmstreet #nightmareonelmstreet #dontfallasleep #neversleep #scary #scarymovies #80shorror #horrorfanatic #horrormovies #horrorfilm #horrorfan #horrorjunkie

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As soon as Miss Emory, AKA: Chatty Cathy, goes silent, I know every toddler mom’s worst nightmare has come true... she fell asleep in the car😱😑😴 . . It never fails, if we go anywhere in the car, after 11:00 a.m, Emmy inevitably falls asleep 🤦🏻‍♀️. When you arrive to your destination, and you have to wake up sleeping beauty, we all suffer 🤯😭😖 . . Emory waking up from a nap is a process 😐. Phase 1, is what I refer to as the “Slug Phase”. This phase requires you to lift 40’ish pounds of dead weight out of a car seat. Then carry this sack of sand (she won’t even hold up her own head, and she’s awake) through the store (park, baseball fields, etc.) for a minimum of 5 minutes. Phase 1, makes Phase 2, seem like a walk in the park🤭 . . Phase 2 begins when Emory suddenly becomes alert and grumpy. Within seconds, the grumpiness escalates to full blown anger. She is pissed at the world. For example, during Phase 2, while Father’s Day shopping this afternoon, a very nice sales associate tried to say hello to Emory. The poor woman did not know she should avoid eye contact, and under no circumstances attempt communication with my little beast. So, the nice woman says hi. Emory glares at the woman, proceeds to point her tiny finger in the opposite direction, then tells this unfortunate woman, “Go back to work!” 😮 I died😶. Then I apologized profusely, and promptly left 🤭😳😔 . . . . . . . . #embarrassing #tinytyrant #littledictator #mortified #toddlerlife #toddlermom #toddlermomlife #wherestheexit #imsosorry #sleepingbeauty #storyofmylife #itsnotyou #pissed #dontwakeasleepingbaby #carnap #noooo #nightmare #savage #dontfallasleep #wakeup #momfail #fathersdaygifts #justwokeup #reallife #truestory #gobacktowork #workingonit #nevergoingback #parentingfail #parenthood

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tdolphin07. Movie night at home with Michael! #OneTwo #FreddysComingForYou #DontFa

Movie night at home with Michael! #OneTwo #FreddysComingForYou #DontFallAsleep

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thegoldengirlgracie. Throwback Thursday when I was just a sleepy little girl! I still sleep

Throwback Thursday when I was just a sleepy little girl! I still sleep just as much, I’m just a bit bigger!🤣😴😴😴 •• • • • • • • • • • #redgoldenretrieverpuppy #redgolden #resgoldensofig #sleepypuppy #dontfallasleep #fighting sleep #sleepinggoldenretriever #sleepy #sleeping #redgoldenretriever #goldenretriever

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justcurt901. 👀👀👀😂😭😂😭
After Brunch, Happy Hour, the club, etc be ready fellas

👀👀👀😂😭😂😭 After Brunch, Happy Hour, the club, etc be ready fellas!! 😳💯💪🏾😏 #justsaying #icare #lol #haha #petty #chicksbelike #smh #drunk #henny #funny #lmao #funnyaf #pettyaf #fellas #dontfallasleep #bed #shecoming #truth

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jumbled._.jellybean. Everybody dies in their nightmares - xxxtentacion .
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Everybody dies in their nightmares - xxxtentacion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #bartsimpsonedits #thesimpsons # xxxtentacion #edits #cartoonedits #sadedits #sadcartoonedits #hi #simpsonssadedits #sadboy #dontfallasleep #x

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jadelaracreations. Today I released my reworked poem, that is the beginning of my rekindl

Today I released my reworked poem, that is the beginning of my rekindled writing passion. Bonus fact: the cover features my cat! Link in bio! #writing #writer #poetry #dontfallasleep

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Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep 🔪

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evans_90. Golden rule never fall asleep in the car...👀 not the reaction we anti

Golden rule never fall asleep in the car...👀 not the reaction we anticipated but still funny...😂 #GoldenRule #DontFallAsleep #Fright #FAF #Funny

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kathrynjlove. I know, I desperately need a haircut, but this curly-headed mop didn't

I know, I desperately need a haircut, but this curly-headed mop didn't stop me from LIIFT4 Back/Biceps Circuit. Needed to lift, lift, lift today. No, needed to stay busy, and that I was. Right now, I have to stay busy. The stillness, the quietness.....it's unbearable for me. So that means meditation is certainly not in my cards right now!! . Tho' with more thoughts to share, instead of falling asleep, I am going to finish my thoughts tomorrow and get this posted. . I need to return to my consistent posting because family is everything. . . . . . . . #dontfallasleep #accountability #feeltheburn #busythemind #busythebody #sharemyheart #wordsbroughttolife

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makeoutmonday. More info soon... #competition #makeoutmonday #dontfallasleep Just to

More info soon... #competition #makeoutmonday #dontfallasleep Just to clarify... this is open to everyone ;) not just US or Cali. It’ll be based on video submissions!!

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hellbound_horror. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 1-7: Limited Steelbook -A Nightmare on Elm S

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 1-7: Limited Steelbook -A Nightmare on Elm Street (Bluray) -A Nightmare on Elm Street 2&3 (Bluray) -A Nightmare on Elm Street 4&5 (Bluray) -A Nightmare on Elm Street 6&7 (Bluray) -Bonus Disc (DVD) #aNightmareOnElmStreet #aNightmareOnElmStreet2 #FreddysRevenge #aNightmareOnElmStreet3 #DreamWarriors #aNightmareOnElmStreet4 #TheDreamMaster #aNightmareOnElmStreet5 #TheDreamChild #FreddysDeadTheFinalNightmare #FreddysNewNightmare #WesCraven #RobertEnglund #FreddyKrueger #WelcomeToPrimeTimeBitch #DontFallAsleep #Slasher #Horror #Nightmares #Horrorfilm #Steelbook #SteelbookCollection

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