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vibesbyti. #FalseAlarm #vibesbyti
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jenposton. ah yes a seemingly clean room and new bedding which is always fucking

ah yes a seemingly clean room and new bedding which is always fucking exciting but SWIPE TO SEE WHAT MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY LIKE. I was not meant to be a housewife. Envy those of you who can cook, clean, and maintain a fancy house. Honestly I think my soul is 30% twenty year old college male, 30% hippy, and I’m really not sure what composes the rest. Don’t they say smart people are messy? There, that’s my excuse 🤪 I can maintain a 3.9 GPA in my doctorate program, keep people alive as a registered nurse, and raise 3 tiny humans...but fold laundry and keep my car clean? Oh god it’s the worst. I’d rather lay in the laundry pile and listen to these two crazies serenade me...and this is where I’ll be when Dave gets off work tonight also..just chillin in this pile of laundry and studying.. #keepinitreal #idonthaveenoughfuckstogive #outoffucks #myfucksaregone #jenwhereareyourfucks #sorryallout #ohwait #heresonemaybe #no #falsealarm #fuckoff #saysthetiredmom #onbehalfof #tiredmomseverywhere #gofuckyourself #andcookyourowndinner

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chloequinn13. You just want attention you don’t want my heart #over it 
#falsealarm

You just want attention you don’t want my heart #over it #falsealarm

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candis_kirby. Ryan came in laughing from checking the mail and he was like MOM!! I o

Ryan came in laughing from checking the mail and he was like MOM!! I opened the mailbox and saw just this part of the paper and I got scared for a minute because I thought it was a threat. Then I saw the rest of it and realized it was just an advertisement 😂😂😂. Good and Bad marketing I guess FALSE ALARM 🚨🚨🚨😂😂😂 #falsealarm #lol

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xo.505_. 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕫𝕖, 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕕𝕖
ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕟

𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕫𝕖, 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕕𝕖 ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕄𝕪 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕 - ℕ𝕒𝕧 𝕗𝕥. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕟𝕕 • #xo #xotwod #xotilweoverdose #theweeknd #bellahadid #abel #abeltesfaye #nav #belly #trilogy #kissland #beautybehindthemadness #starboy #mydearmelancholy #highforthis #falsealarm #Wastedtimes #calloutmyname #tryme #secrets #dieforyou #kingofthefall #abella #music #lostinthefire #gesaffelstein #xorecords

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vibesbyti. #FalseAlarm #VibesByTi
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amyinsydney_au. .
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Not you’re typical quiet Friday night indoors
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#fridaynight #quie

. . Not you’re typical quiet Friday night indoors . #fridaynight #quietnightathome #firebrigade #falsealarm

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saltytachoe. LMFAO I THOUGHT I JUST FUCKED UP BUT JK ITS OKAY ITS JUST A #FalseAlar

LMFAO I THOUGHT I JUST FUCKED UP BUT JK ITS OKAY ITS JUST A #FalseAlarm THANK GOOOFIEKDJKSFJSJJDJS💘💘💘

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pen_pen_thepupper. Dad: “I dreamed I had a stroke last night”
Me: “What?!?
Dad: “Yeah. I

Dad: “I dreamed I had a stroke last night” Me: “What?!? Dad: “Yeah. I dreamed I couldn’t move my left arm or even my fingers. Then I woke up and Jato was sleeping on my neck and had cut off my circulation.” #puglife #pugsofinstagram #falsealarm

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Thumbs up for ketchup 👍 @fromthehearthcafe the sauce collection was 💯 . . Ketchup saucemograph reading: 0.0. I had never heard of #monarchketchup before, so there was significant anticipation factor, but it really wasn’t anything special. #falsealarm Just your standard blend of tomato concentrate, #hfcs, vinegar and spice. 🍅 Food was tasty, though. I would equate it to Panera 3.0, with tastier sides, salads, sandwiches, bowls, and a bar (?!) . #iloveketchup #ketchmeifyoucan1 #ketchuponeverything #ketchup #tomatoket hip #fromthehearth #reddingca #foodiesofredding #reddingcalifornia #cafe #cafelifestyle #ketchupvsmustard #downtownredding #foodiesofnorcal #norcal #norcalfood #norcalfoodies #foodporn #eeeeeats

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New Episode #19: Your Alarm Didn’t Wake You Up ⏰ on Take The Lead Podcast streamin’ errrwhere. Click the link in the bio & tune in❤️.. • • • • #God1st #TakeTheLeadPodcast #TeraChantelle #PodcastSeries #podcastlife #podcastshow #podcastlove #podcastmovement #falsealarm #alarmsystem #staywoke #ThankGod #gratitudechallenge #contentcreator

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fosterpugmommies. Foster Penelope was snoozing on Mochi when she heard a soft crinkle...

Foster Penelope was snoozing on Mochi when she heard a soft crinkle...alas, just an empty gum wrapper. #falsealarm #fosterpug #fosterdog #seniorpug #adoptdontshop

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valinreallife. From the archives -- it's been a year since my dear man @americansahar

From the archives -- it's been a year since my dear man @americansahara scared the ever-loving bejeezus out of me. Read it here —-> https://valinreallife.com/rescue-hour/ #inreach #garmin #sos #falsealarm #travel #outdoors #emergency #satellite #gps #baja #motorcycling

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Do you have a plan for when things don’t go as planned? Silly...until it’s not. . I hike, a lot. Often alone. And often pretty far into where you don’t see people.. . My biggest worry has always been getting an injured dog home. Mila is by far the smallest dog I have ever owned, and she is still 38 pounds. My last dog was 75 and Lark will be close to 60. . Thanks to the encouragement of my mentor, each of these dogs has learned about being carried over my shoulders from the beginning. And, unfortunately, I’ve had to use it for each of them. . Today was Lark’s first “real” carry. He was a few yards off the trail, right near me — and started to scream. I assumed he got bit or stung, and called my scared puppy to me. After giving him a quick once over, I scooped him up and he was so grateful for a big hug. Then I popped him over my shoulders and headed for home! We were about a mile out still, so no way I could carry him in my arms that far! . Thankfully he began to wiggle and asked to go down. He seems to be fine. . I’m so grateful I prep for the worst so I can keep my dogs safe. I’m also grateful my training held up when Lark was scared. (His recall, handling, pick up and carry behaviors were all perfect). #hikingwithdogs #dogprepper #prepper #disasterready #petsofinsta #goldenretriever #hikecalifornia #positivereinforcement #goldenretrieverpuppy #dogtraining #trainforalloccasions #falsealarm #thankgod #hesfine #girlswhohike #dogsthathike

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m.cacara. ‘Přesný plán na planý poplach’ (2006)
‘An accurate plan on a false ala

‘Přesný plán na planý poplach’ (2006) ‘An accurate plan on a false alarm’ (2006) Follow me on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MikulasCacara58/ For details and purchase, contact me on ​mikulas.cacara58@gmail.com Subscribe on Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/Artist_MikulasCacara #MikulasCacara #vytvarnik #presneplany #falesnypoplach #zviratka #akvarel #akvarelnapapire #Cvrcovice #Praha #artist #Czechartist #accurateplansseries #falsealarm #colorful #watercolor #watercoloronpaper #madein2006 #Czechart #Prague #weacceptbitcoin #artforbitcoin

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Am I the only one obsessed with @anthropologie Volcano candles? Not only are the jars aesthetically pleasing, but they keep my home smelling heavenly! 😌 I gift them to family and friends whenever possible and always stock up when they are on sale (as pictured here two weeks ago). Do you love candles? What’s your favorite? 🕯 #TBT #candleobsessed #anthropologiehome

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maribeth_emma1022. Water broke??? Noooooo just spilled my entire cup of water on my pants

Water broke??? Noooooo just spilled my entire cup of water on my pants on the way to the doctor...lol talk about getting a reaction.... #falsealarm #wrongwater #pregnantproblems #expectantmother #baby #babygirl #9monthspregnant #36weekspregnant

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#falsealarm we were just getting you PSYCHED for R3 collab NEXT WEEK! This week is at the Factory 630PM! #rpmyouth see you there!!

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leopard_love1. So I nearly had a heart attack earlier today when I thought my dog ate

So I nearly had a heart attack earlier today when I thought my dog ate a raccoon.. 😂 #whatkindofastickisthat #wheredidshefindit #falsealarm

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harriettclaire. Manuia Lou aso fanau Tanielu,
O oe o se uo agalelei, lima foai aemaise

Manuia Lou aso fanau Tanielu, O oe o se uo agalelei, lima foai aemaise lou alofa mo isi tagata. E le mafai ona ou Ola I lenei olaga pe a le faatasi ma oe. . Happy birthday Daniel, you are the kindest, most generous and selfless person. I couldn’t imagine my life without you ❤️

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janaallensmith. Fun times at Animal Kingdom today. 
#falsealarm  #ihopetheyallgotfastp

Fun times at Animal Kingdom today. #falsealarm #ihopetheyallgotfastpassesforFOP

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