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sister_shanti. No I don’t want to go to Yoga Janet. Leave me alone in my saltiness. #

No I don’t want to go to Yoga Janet. Leave me alone in my saltiness. #mood #taurusseason ♉️ ••• WTF you guys lol. This Taurus energy combined with Jupiter retrograde is 😱😱😱. I have become so out of it. Lethargic and heavy feeling. Slow moving. Much more aware of imbalances with food and money and my body and energy. But it’s like I don’t want to do ANYTHING. Motivation zero. This too shall pass but damn HTFU. Me no likey. How are y’all holding up? ••• 👉🏽 @sister_shanti 👁🧙‍♀️ ••• #chillinlikeavillain #overit #shadowwork #selfcare #spiritualaf #wokeaf #thirdeyewideopen #astrologymemes #woowoocrew #funnyastrology #higherconciousness #laughteristhebestmedicine #universehasyourback #odaat #alchemist #spiritualmemes #zodiacsigns #protectyourpeace #protectyourenergy #energyhealing #spiritualmeme #spiritualrealness #spiritualgangster #spiritualawakening

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bluthfamilyastro.

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bluthfamilyastro. Please send me as much cute animal videos as you like ♥️♥️♥️

Please send me as much cute animal videos as you like ♥️♥️♥️

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astrotaurusscorpiovirgo. Aa I hardly have any fire sign friends, I’m probs missing out huh..? B

Aa I hardly have any fire sign friends, I’m probs missing out huh..? But hey, first post! 😎

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Sunday Selfie 🙌🏻 Hi, how are ya? • Today, the Sun in Aries Trines Jupiter in Sagittarius! ✨ It’s about to be the best fucking day!!! So get out there! Treat yourself! Buy a yacht! Have a stupid brunch! Slash some tires! Burn down your exes house! Whatever you want in this Universe, today is the day to grab it fuck the consequences!!! • See? I’m all about empowering you people with the stars 🔮 . . . . . #astrologyadvice #funnyastrology #thesassyastrologist #rudeastrology #badastrology #selfiesunday #astrologyselfie #leopower #leowoman #todaysastrology #todayshoroscope #badhoroscope #rudehoroscopes #funnyhoroscopes #horoscopememes #horoscopesigns

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aquariushub.

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buzzastrology. \"What's coping?\" -Aquarius ♒😂
Follow 👉 @aquarius_thingz

"What's coping?" -Aquarius ♒😂 Follow 👉 @aquarius_thingz

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buzzastrology. The Accuracy! 😂😂😂
#Aquarius ♒

The Accuracy! 😂😂😂 #Aquarius

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aquariushub. my virgo moon and taurus rising can relate :') follow me so you won't

my virgo moon and taurus rising can relate :') follow me so you won't miss water signs!

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billiondollarthinker. If ever there was a more accurate meme! This is literally me and my ex

If ever there was a more accurate meme! This is literally me and my ex 100% could not have wrote this better myself! I often use humour to mask feelings and wonder why I end up alone 😂 wow I need help 😂 also anyone born end January and into February seem to have SERIOUS issues with opening up think all us Gemini and Aquarius need love therapy 😂😂 #airsigns #zodiacmemes #gemini #aquarius #horoscope #sunsigns #geminiproblems #aquariusnation #horoscope #astrology #numerology #geminilove #aquariusmemes #writteninthestars #horoscopememes #funnyastrology

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«Ну всё, не быть нам вместе!» - сказала я ,однажды, прочитав свой и его гороскоп 🤣: «Ну и мудак же ты , всё, не звони мне больше!😡»Так и закончились наши недолговременные отношения 🤦‍♀️ . Я - Рачок🦞И самая главная задача раков- это справиться с пожизненным паникерством из серии: «а если я сяду в джакузи после Педро-Франческо-Мудозвондо, который, конечно же, др@.л под водой на мой светлый образ, не забеременю ли я?» При этом Рака абсолютно не волнует, что у него нет джакузи и вообще он мужик. 🤣 Хотя нужно отдать должное моему паникерству, тк именно в таком состоянии я мобилизую всю свою умственную и физическую энергию 🤯 Есть в нас и положительные черты , как например- мы очень семейные и нежные 🌸 . А кто вы по гороскопу ? И какими качествами вас наделяет ваш знак ? 😉

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aries.roast. 😡 • When was the last time someone pissed you off? • 
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😡 • When was the last time someone pissed you off? • Let me know in the comments! Y'all #Scorpios are a trip. To a lot of signs, #Scorps may seem IMPOSSIBLE to read. And they LOVE that! But the Real impossible shit is a #scorp who can hide their Rage(Good looking out Mars!) No! Not their annoyance, or dislike, Im talking Rage! Im talking Big Boi Mad. Once they show their tail, they will deadass sit there and act like you didnt just see that shit. They act like Youre the crazy one! "No, I aint mad. Im just-insert some bs- here," Headass! I see it! And if you pissed off a #Scorpio, and see that tail too, Proceed with CAUTION! THEY WILL STING YOUR ASS! No. MERCY! OH! And they WONT let that shit go either. Ol' "i will hold on to this grudge til we both dead" headass! Ol "The moon sleep so whats dealing with my emotions?" Headass! Love y'all tho! Thoughts?

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thesassyastrologist. JUPITER IS IN RETROGRADE PEOPLE!!! 😱
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Time to reevaluate how your do

JUPITER IS IN RETROGRADE PEOPLE!!! 😱 • Time to reevaluate how your doing and whatever the fuck is getting in your way right now because you have until August 11th to figure out your shit! Take this time to think about what little you’ve done to accomplish goals and fix that shit now honey! Luck ain’t on your side for a few months so you’ve gotta get by with whatever smarts you have in that stupid brain of yours! Good luck 💋 . . . . . #jupiterretrograde #jupiterretrograde2019 #astrology #horoscopeoftheday #astrologersofinstagram #jupiter #retrograde #april2019horoscope #dailyhoroscope #funnyastrology #realastrology #rudeastrology #sassyastrologist #astrologyroast #gnarlyastrology #astrologymemes #astrologyreadings #astrologyfacts #astrologyzone #sassy #astrologypost

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thesassyastrologist. Ajna Chakra ftw 🙌🏻 •
“’Cause there's a hole where your heart lies
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Ajna Chakra ftw 🙌🏻 • “’Cause there's a hole where your heart lies And I can see it with my third eye And though my touch, it magnifies You pull away, you don't know why That original lifeline” - @florenceandthemachine . . . . . #ajnachakra #chakra #healingchakra #astrology #sassyastrologist #funnyastrology #astrologersofinstagram #3rdeyechakra #intuitivearts #intuitivehealing #natalchart #metaphysical #chakrapassion #chakrahealing #chakrabalancing #chakrabalance #chakrastones #chakraalignment #yoga #thirdeye #thirdeyetribe #lawofattraction #witchy #witchesofinstagram #meditation

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aquariushub. hi, hope this page won't flop...anyways, fire signs next

hi, hope this page won't flop...anyways, fire signs next

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My experience of Scorpios confirms this as entirely accurate 😂 - #scorpio #scorpiomemes #astrologymemes #funnyastrology #whyscorpios

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sachithescorpio. Misty's Togepi, and all of its cute and emotional glory, is a Pisces!

Misty's Togepi, and all of its cute and emotional glory, is a Pisces! When the gang found Togepi as an egg, they had no idea what it was. That's kind of the energy that Pisces brings, like, what? They are the dualistic emotional sign which can make them a little bit confusing to others, but they are extremely in tune with their emotions. Just like Togepi, you will be able to tell if they are upset or if they are happy. But because they are so in tune with their emotion, even the littlest changes in their environment can cause an emotional response. Pisces isn't known for being very confrontational, just like Togepi really isn't interested in battling. But in a pinch, Togepi has used some extremely powerful attacks like Metronome, to save the gang. This is kind of how Pisces channels there psychic and supernatural abilities. Pisces is also known for drawing toxic people towards them and becoming addicted to toxic people or behavior patterns. Just like how Togepi is always getting in dangerous situations... But luckily their energy really makes us want to be like Pikachu and babysit the shit out of them and make sure they're okay! #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #togepi

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sachithescorpio. Mewtwo's power + social justice = AQUARIUS! It's hard to call Mewtwo G

Mewtwo's power + social justice = AQUARIUS! It's hard to call Mewtwo Giovanni's Mewtwo, because Giovanni never truly owned Mewtwo, and that is exactly how it is with Aquarius. You will never own them. Aquarius is known as the alien of the zodiac, just like Mewtwo was the first Pokemon ever created through scientific endeavors. Mewtwo immediately felt and injustice because of his birth, and wanted to free all Pokemon from the slavery of humans. Aquarius feels the same way, feeling that they have a duty to release the shackles of any non-privileged group. Aquarius is also known as the innovator of the zodiac, and this can be in many areas. Just like how Mewtwo was an innovator for cloning Pokemon! He took the imperfect science that was the foundation of his birth, perfected it, and built his own mother fucking army! Because Aquarius sets their bar so high the, they will often think they know the way that the whole world should work, and can often daydream about world domination lol we love you Aquas, but even Mewtwo eventually saw this was a bad plan... #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #mewtwo

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sachithescorpio. What kind of Sandshrew is willing to train inside a fucking pool in or

What kind of Sandshrew is willing to train inside a fucking pool in order to be the best? A.J.s sandshrew and an absolute Capricorn. Capricorn will do WHATEVER they can in order to succeed, because success is the only thing that matters. They will neglect emotional needs, others around them, and self care in order to be number 1 and make dat $$$$. Despite the emotional repression, Capricorn IS a dualistic sign and has a fishy tail....it experiences the depth of emotions but is like "this honestly has no value. Imma ignore it" just like Sandshrew ignores the hurt water brings so it can eventually be immune... Resistance training is a lifestyle, for sure. But my sweet, sweet Capricorns...what you resist, persists! #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #Sandshrew

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sachithescorpio. Remember the goofy Haunter from The Tower of Terror who dropped a chan

Remember the goofy Haunter from The Tower of Terror who dropped a chandelier on Ash and Pikachu because they thought it was funny (because it WAS funny on tv!)? Ya, that's a Sagittarius. Known for their humor, Sagittarius is always putting on some type of show - which makes them extremely approachable and people overall enjoy Sagittarius (except maybe dating one....they are hard to tie down.) Sagittarius is the traveler and is known for constantly traveling / staying busy. Just like Haunter flying around and figuring out what joke to play next. When things get serious (needing to help with Sabrina) it may seem like they are nowhere to be found...and then at the laaaast minute, Sag will appear and save the day. Mostly just for the story. #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #haunter

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sachithescorpio. The ride-or-die bitch that is Ash's Pikachu has big Scorpio energy.

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The ride-or-die bitch that is Ash's Pikachu has big Scorpio energy. If a Scorpio commits to being by your side, you know they will fight until their death for you, just as Pikachu has shown so many times, even against a stronger opponent. Scorpio can also be obsessive, which is another reason they are by your side 24/7. Although loyal as fuck, they want their independence comparable to Pikachu not doing in the damn Pokéball. They won't leave you - but they need to have the freedom to do so. We are some psychologically complex crazy bitches, let me tell you. Pikachu's gestures can easily influence Ash on what to do, which is comparable to how Scorpio is typically pulling the strings in a game of manipulation because that's how they roll. Also, ever meet someone staring into your soul so deeply, you...like...hear them talking to you? Ya, that's a Scorpio and we love doing that shit. Just like Ash and Pika talking without a shared language. #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #pikachu

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sachithescorpio. Gastly at Maiden's Peak is Libra to a T!  Consistently changing form t

Gastly at Maiden's Peak is Libra to a T! Consistently changing form to get their way! Gastly wants money *changes to old lady* Gastly wants to make the Maiden feel better *transforms into sexy Maiden and seduces all the men in town to visit the rock of the Maiden so she isn't alone* Gastly wants to scare *is itself* lol Libra is known for constantly changing themselves to get what they want - and perhaps that's why they are so seductive and alluring to all of us! They really love finding balance, but it is their biggest struggle...so getting them to make a decision is difficult. The difficulty lies within their want to have justice / fairness for all parties involved....which is no small task, but often can lead to stagnation. #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #gastly

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sachithescorpio. Virgo is Keith's Farfech'd absolutely! Does what it is told to do perf

Virgo is Keith's Farfech'd absolutely! Does what it is told to do perfectly, but unfortunately under the directions of a naughty trainer / Pokémon thief. Virgo does everything perfectly because that's the way "it needs to be" - and if they aren't satisfied with the results, they will repeat, repeat, repeat, until they get it right, just like Farfech'd's battle cry! The leek they carry is similar to a conductor's wand - and are used the same way. Virgo says "hey everyone, I have a list of how best to do this and that, and everyone should do it my way because it's the best - and it just makes sense!" And they definitely expect us to follow their lead and directions. And if ya don't, you may get a smack - with a leek or metaphorically #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #farfetchd

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sachithescorpio. Leo needs no introduction because they make themselves seen and heard.

Leo needs no introduction because they make themselves seen and heard. Just like the Squirtle Squad! And ofc the Leo is the leader. Leo likes to be front a center, and loves attention, just like how the Squirtle Squad stirs up mischief to get attention! Leo would be the one to get the squad to accessorize with matching glasses but then buy flashier glasses for themselves to stick out! Always on fleek tho! As a pack animal, Leo likes to surround themselves with a squad and is super loyal to those they love. But if someone like Ash comes along and steals their heart...well, then it's time to retire the glasses and the days of running around being a playboy/playgirl...and time to start a new family (Ash's group!) #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #squirtle

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sachithescorpio. Who out-moms moms? Cancer does!! Just like Ash's mom's Mr. Mime, Mimey

Who out-moms moms? Cancer does!! Just like Ash's mom's Mr. Mime, Mimey! Cancer loves to putter around the house and make everything warm and comfortable. But mostly, they will want you to feel loved and tended to. Because Cancer is known to give so much to those they care about, they also can have a victim complex and act like a martyr, even though they will only mope about it instead of talking about it directly. Cancer is known for loyalty when they create an emotional bond. They love love, love to be loved, and love to give love! But they are constantly stirring the pot to see if you care / get an emotional rise out of you. #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #mr.mime #mimey

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sachithescorpio. \"Meowth, that's right!\" is straight up Gemini. Master of disguise, tal

"Meowth, that's right!" is straight up Gemini. Master of disguise, talkative, and a skilled communicator (Meowth can speak to humans....and somehow isn't the number one Pokémon of all existence??) But even Meowth's only "friends" Team Rocket tell Meowth to shut up because Geminis will talk nonstop if you let them. Gemini is the dualistic air sign, and had the "bad" side to them (like Team Rocket's) and their angelic side (like Mewtwo's clone) and both of these cats are present AT ALL TIMES. Their being is two-sided, and they need to be loved as a whole. The argument that these Meowths have in "Pokémon The First Movie" is so representative of the conversation that goes on inside of Gemini's head(s). And of course...the catlike independence of "I don't need you, but also please leave a saucer of milk out for me....and I MIGHT be back idk maybe yes maybe no but don't stop loving me either way just in case." #astrologymemes #astrologymeme #astrology #astro #astromeme #astromeme #sunsign #funnyastrology #astrologysigns #zodiac #zodiacmemes #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #pokemon #Pokémon #pokemonislife #pokemonmeme #pokemongo #pogo #meowth

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